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0.0% ABV SOCKS

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0.0% ABV SOCKS

0.0% ABV — 100% Badass. These black socks with a neon yellow stripe prove you don’t need alcohol to bring the heat. No buzz, no bullshit — just you, fully present, at the gym, the gig, or wherever you’re living free.

Premium cotton blend
Athletic ribbed fit 
Machine washable
One size fits most (EU 36–42)

$2.70

Original: $9.00

-70%
0.0% ABV SOCKS

$9.00

$2.70

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0.0% ABV — 100% Badass. These black socks with a neon yellow stripe prove you don’t need alcohol to bring the heat. No buzz, no bullshit — just you, fully present, at the gym, the gig, or wherever you’re living free.

Premium cotton blend
Athletic ribbed fit 
Machine washable
One size fits most (EU 36–42)

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