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SOBER AND SMUG SOCKS

Sober and Smug — because you’ve earned it. These checkerboard-striped socks are for those who quit the chaos and came out cooler. Comfortable, cocky, and loving every damn second.

Premium cotton blend
Athletic ribbed fit 
Machine washable
One size fits most (EU 36–42)

$2.70

Original: $9.00

-70%
SOBER AND SMUG SOCKS—

$9.00

$2.70

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Sober and Smug — because you’ve earned it. These checkerboard-striped socks are for those who quit the chaos and came out cooler. Comfortable, cocky, and loving every damn second.

Premium cotton blend
Athletic ribbed fit 
Machine washable
One size fits most (EU 36–42)

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